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Man cuts off his member in Lorain, says George Bush made him do it

This is Bush Derangement Syndrome taken to a new, and frightening level. From the Lorain Morning Journal:

LORAIN — A man claiming he was a drifter hacked off his own penis because “George Bush made him do it,” police said.

Police were called to 21st and Access streets about 1 p.m. Tuesday after a train conductor said a man was masturbating by the train.

When they arrived, the 30-year-old man from Pennsylvania led police on a short foot chase through the train cars until he finally surrendered, said Lorain Police Detective Buddy Sivert.

“We noticed he had blood on his groin area so we called LifeCare,” he said. “He was only wearing shoes and a pair of shorts. When the medic asked him what happened, he said he cut off his penis with a hacksaw.”

No hacksaw was recovered, but Sivert said police did locate glass with some blood on it.

The penis was located 100 feet from where the man was apprehended, police said.

“We found it near the rocks by the tracks,” said Lorain Police Detective Jake Morris.

An Obama voter gone mad? Hey, at least he didn’t blame John Kasich.

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