Jim Treacher was able to capture Biden’s clarification of his earlier remarks now made famous by the medi…er, McCain campaign.
“I gotta tell ya, when this great man, this fantastic young African-American kid who I’m proud to call my closest friend, when he becomes president, the American people need to know that you are all gonna be grabbin’ your ankles every April 15 for the rest of your probably-shortened lives.
“I mean, the taxes, they’re gonna be unbelievable. Holy f***. So we’ll need your help with that. You’re gonna have to pay ’em. There’s no way we can repel a full-scale nationwide tax revolt without resorting to nuclear, biological, or chemical weapons, at least in the scenarios they’ve shown me, so we’re countin’ on you to do the right thing.
“And I’d say to America, this land that I love: You’ve all seen what an agent of change Barack Obama is. He’s brought together people from all walks of life. He’s inspired every single person in this country, no matter who you are or what you look like or even if you’re into, y’know, the funny stuff. [chuckle] Which is gonna be a great comfort when the Obama administration strangles the U.S. economy and sets off a long, terrifying race war.
“It is gonna suck beyond anything you could ever imagine. I’m not even kidding. I have a great fondness and admiration for the African-American people, I think they’ve done some great work over the years, but when push comes to shove, I know which side I’m on. You follow me?”
