Let it begin: Nominate DJ Tablesauce for the Nobel Peace Prize….

Reasons to nominate me:

• My plan for World Peace? Introduction of the spork into high society.
• My sauce is world-class
• Two words: Jazz Hands.
• My screaming at OSU football games is much less filled with expletives than in past years.
• My spaghetti is to die for.
• My dog was potty-trained within two weeks.
• The world loves bad photoshops of Ted Strickland.

You have 116 days left to submit your nomination form. That’s almost 10 times longer than Obama’s Nobel body of work.

h/t: OTF