Reasons to nominate me:
- My plan for World Peace? Introduction of the spork into high society.
- My sauce is world-class
- Two words: Jazz Hands.
- My screaming at OSU football games is much less filled with expletives than in past years.
- My spaghetti is to die for.
- My dog was potty-trained within two weeks.
- The world loves bad photoshops of Ted Strickland.
You have 116 days left to submit your nomination form. That’s almost 10 times longer than Obama’s Nobel body of work.