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Liveblogging the Obamessiah’s speech…

10:10 – I’m pretty sure he’s speaking from a chinese food box.

10:12 – Tiniest. Flag. Pin. Ever.

10:13 – Fine. His kids are cute. I admit it.

10:14 – Hillary says you can get off your knees now.

10:16 – BUSH! BAAAADDD!!!!

10:18 – I’m pretty sure this is the same speech as 4 years ago.

10:18 – Cheap applause lines about vets and Katrina. Lame.

10:19 – AH! BIG OBAMA HEAD!

10:20 – Eight is Enough? DON’T DRAG DICK VAN PATTEN INTO THIS ONE, PAL!!!

10:21 – How long til we hear about a confused McCain?

10:22 – Can someone get Obama the latest economic numbers? Thanks.

10:22 – Thanks, Phil Gramm. Ugh.

10:23 – “(McCain) just doesn’t know.” Well that confused thing didn’t take long.

10:24 – “He doesn’t get it.”

10:24 – OLD? OLD?!?! THAT WAS SUBTLE! Ha.

10:25 – “You’re on your own.” Well yeah, because we aren’t socialists.

10:27 – Dude. Enough stories. Just tell us what you want to do as President. Sheezus.

10:30 – I just noticed the background on his closeups make it look like he’s in a geisha bath house.

10:33 – INVESTMENT = Raising your taxes

10:36 – He set this section of the speech up as one about policy specifics…. he lied.

10:37 – “Equal pay for women” = VOTE FOR ME HILLARY CLINTON SUPPORTERS!!! Maybe Obama should start with his own staff.

10:38 – He’ll cut wasteful programs? Wait. What? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!111ELEVENTY!!!

10:39 – He’s ready for a debate? Ok, let’s get caught up on those Town Hall meetings you’ve to refused to participate in.

10:41 – God, I can’t wait for the debates Obama claims he so desperately wants.

10:42 – We’re not saying DEMOCRATS won’t keep us safe….Just the ones with bad judgement and willing to sacrifice sound policy for politics.

10:44 – THE SAVIOR HAS COME!!!! And he’s an idiot.

10:48 – “If you don’t have a record to run on…” HAHAHAHAHA! Hmm…yeah, that reminds me of someone.

10:51 – “More wealth than any other nation….the best Universities”…. wait a sec, I thought we just got done learning how crappy things were.

10:54 – “We cannot turn back!” :throws up:

10:56 – Wait a sec. COUNTRY MUSIC?!!?!??! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ok. I can’t take it anymore. DJ Tablesauce out.

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