OMGZ!!!

MSM headlines, brought to you by your friends at 3BP:

OBAMA FULFILLS CAMPAIGN PROMISE, TAKES WIFE ON NYC DATE!!!!

WHITE HOUSE GETS ITS PUPPY!!!

PRESIDENT OBAMA VISITS HAMBURGER PLACE!!!

MICHELLE OBAMA’S ARMS ARE SOOOOO SEXY!!!

PRESIDENT OBAMA VISITS ANOTHER HAMBURGER PLACE!!!!!!OMGZ!!!11!!1!

WHITE HOUSE GETS A SWING SET!!! REPORTS SAY, ‘IT’S AWESOME!’!!!!

and…

Unemployment is up to 9.4%. The highest since October, 1983.

As I’ve said over and over again, Republicans must repeat this mantra: “President Obama’s $800 billion stimulus plan has failed.”