SC Gov. Mark Sanford had an illicit affair.
Jerry Springer had an illicit affair.
Jerry Springer’s gubernatorial theme was “We’re Gonna Turn This State Around”.
Ted Strickland’s 2006 gubernatorial theme was “Turnaround Ohio”.
Ohio, don’t let Ohio be disgraced the way Mark Sanford has disgraced South Carolina.
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